Ice Cream Limericks
Limericks are funny poems with a specific rhyming and rhythm pattern.
The Old Ice Cream Man
There once was an old ice cream man
who thought he had a brilliant plan.
To increase his money,
he'd also sell honey.
But the kids saw the bees, and ran!
by Dessa Lim
A girl eating ice cream got tricked
by her own sneaky dog named Slick.
When she wasn't looking,
Sly Slick started licking,
Then all that was left was the stick.
by Dessa Lim
You can write your own limericks
A limerick is a funny poem consisting of 5 lines. In lines 1, 2, and 5, the last words rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 have last words that rhyme with each other.
The rhythm pattern is the same for lines 1, 2, and 5. They each contain 8 or 9 syllables with the stress accent (down beat) on syllables 2, 5, and 8. For lines 3 and 4, there are 5 or 6 syllables with the stress accents on syllables 3 and 6.
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Ice Cream Not rated yet
Ice cream is a delicious delight
I eat it almost every night
thats probably why
my weight is so high
but I wont stop eating one bite
Ice Cream Colours Not rated yet
We have ice cream, the best in town,
Let us begin with chocolate brown.
Now, let us scoop us some bubble-gum pink,
It is sweet and yummy, the best, …
Ice cream is so yummy Not rated yet
Ice cream is so yummy in my tummy. It makes me
Tickle and ickele. I wonder what's the best out
Of the rest. It's just like an ice cream fest.
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