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Ice Cream Limericks

Limericks are funny poems with a specific rhyming and rhythm pattern.

The Old Ice Cream Man


There once was an old ice cream man
who thought he had a brilliant plan.
To increase his money,
he'd also sell honey.
But the kids saw the bees, and ran!

by Dessa Lim



Sly Slick


A girl eating ice cream got tricked
by her own sneaky dog named Slick.
When she wasn't looking,
Sly Slick started licking,
Then all that was left was the stick.

by Dessa Lim






You can write your own limericks

A limerick is a funny poem consisting of 5 lines. In lines 1, 2, and 5, the last words rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 have last words that rhyme with each other.

The rhythm pattern is the same for lines 1, 2, and 5. They each contain 8 or 9 syllables with the stress accent (down beat) on syllables 2, 5, and 8. For lines 3 and 4, there are 5 or 6 syllables with the stress accents on syllables 3 and 6.






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What Other Visitors Have Said

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The Dog  starstarstarstar
There once was a dog named Dream
Dream married Ice Cream
With a spoon and a knife
He took her life
Oh that poor little ice cream!



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