Ice Cream Limericks
Limericks are funny poems with a specific rhyming and rhythm pattern.
The Old Ice Cream Man
There once was an old ice cream man
who thought he had a brilliant plan.
To increase his money,
he'd also sell honey.
But the kids saw the bees, and ran!
by Dessa Lim
A girl eating ice cream got tricked
by her own sneaky dog named Slick.
When she wasn't looking,
Sly Slick started licking,
Then all that was left was the stick.
by Dessa Lim
You can write your own limericks
A limerick is a funny poem consisting of 5 lines. In lines 1, 2, and 5, the last words rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 have last words that rhyme with each other.
The rhythm pattern is the same for lines 1, 2, and 5. They each contain 8 or 9 syllables with the stress accent (down beat) on syllables 2, 5, and 8. For lines 3 and 4, there are 5 or 6 syllables with the stress accents on syllables 3 and 6.
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My Lovely Ice Cream
I buy an ice cream in a shop - any,
but only with my money,
I like it very much,
I feel it cold when I touch,
someone eats it in my house whose name …
The ICE CREAM MAN
Ring-Tring Ring-Tring goes the bell!
The ice cream man says ice cream ,ice cream as well
Market to market. Place to place goes the ice cream man,
My Favorite Ice Cream
I like ice cream.
When I see it, I scream.
Mint is the best.
All of the rest,
Smell like sunscreen!
A lovely dream
Last night I had a lovely dream
I ate a hill made of ice-cream
When it suddenly vanished
I was banished
And my whole body formed steam
I went into …
Ice cream is so very yummy.
It obviously satisfied my tummy,
so I tried
flavor ice cream that made my tummy hmm with yummy.
There once was a dog named Dream
Dream married Ice Cream
With a spoon and a knife
He took her life
Oh that poor little ice cream!
Clodagh eats ice cream because I know her Not rated yet
Clodagh Clodagh, a girl who loves ice cream. She is as sweet as ice cream. And you know how you get hyper when you eat ice cream she is as hyper a as big …
Ice cream is so yummy Not rated yet
Ice cream is so yummy in my tummy. It makes me
Tickle and ickele. I wonder what's the best out
Of the rest. It's just like an ice cream fest.
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