A Funny Poem To Make You SmileLook at this funny poem I wrote. If you've ever wished to eat ice cream for every meal, you're not alone. What would happen if there really was an ice cream diet? I personally don't believe in diets, so I hope I don't offend those who do. This is just my imagination running wild.The Ice Cream DietI recently started a brand new diet. It lets you eat ice cream, you really should try it. You eat it for breakfast, for lunch, and for dinner, and in between meals. It's really a winner! It comes with some coupons and a list of their flavors. They start you with three that you don't have to pay for. And then, they keep sending the rest to your door. Before you run out, they send you some more. Here are the flavors that I like the best. But, beware of unusual side effects. There's Blueberry Blush, and that's just what it does. It makes you pee blue whenever you flush. The Perfectly Peach will make your house gleam, as it gives you the urge to constantly clean. The hypnotizing smell of Honeydew Passion, gets your man on the go in that "honey do" fashion. Another blessed flavor, Orange Citrus Crime, makes the kids disappear so you can unwind. My poor worn-out husband thinks I'm addicted. To the doctor he sends me, hoping I'd lick it. "Now, about this funny ice cream diet," says my concerned doctor, "you shouldn't have tried it." "Why not?",I opposed her medical view. "You've gained more weight. You're three hundred and two!" "But I don't care!", the words escaped from my lips. "I like how ice cream looks on my hips." "My husband is helping, away my kids flew, the house is still clean, and the toilet is blue. "So what could be wrong with results like these?" She paused, and then said, "Could I try it, PLEASE!!!? By Dessa Lim I'll continue to add more funny poems about ice cream, so keep checking with me. In the meantime... Have An Original Funny Poem About Ice Cream?Have you written a funny ice cream poem? Share it! Make someone else smile or even laugh today. What Other Visitors Have SaidClick below to see contributions from other visitors to this page...
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Not rated yet A great resource for poems is poemplaques.com . They have some funny poems and several poems on various topics. I particularly like the one at the top of the page titled "Restaurant". Return from funny poem diet to ice cream freaks home page |
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